What year was it five years before you were born?
A year that was still sad because I hadn't been born yet  :)

What holiday is closest to your birthday?:
There IS no holiday except my birthday

What is your name if you spell it without the letters "e" "y" and "t"?:
Juli

If you named a band after your birth-month and your pet, what would it be?:
AprilOberon...kinda gotta ring to it

What year is the oldest car you or your family owns?
Buick from the 80's my dad used to take to the gun range

Who is your 9th contact in your phone?:
Darian

Have you had your birthday yet this year?:
Yep!  I turned 100! 

Why did you go to the doctor the last time you went?:
Annual...except it had been 4 years  lol

How old will you be in 5 years?:
Only 2.5 years older...I age at half the rate

How about in 20 years?:
OMG I hope I live that long

Where was the last place you went?:
To hold down a screaming kid for an exam...still sweating

Do you have a twin?:
... I am the evil twin!  ~~ Amen Vulture!

What was the last movie you watched?
Clueless...yeah, don't laugh, was only thing on getting ready for Faire

Are you afraid of shots?:
Line'em up.... rum or Jack will do  ~~  Amen Vulture!  And I just have the nurse give them at the clinic  lmao

What color are the walls of the room you are IN?
Obnoxious pale blue with ugly blue trim

How many letters are in your middle name?:
Four...just like in all the good curse words

Is your last name longer than 6 letters long?
Yep! 

Do you know your blood type?:
It likes movies, hanging out with friends...my kinda blood

How many times have you donated blood?:
I have bought it beer MANY times

What is the nearest yellow object to you?:
freakin post-its

Are you wearing anything blue?:
Only the haze before my eyes

If you were in an accident, would you rather lose a hand or an ear?:
Without an ear one may hear, without a hand one may not hand _______

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?:
Shades of red for my naughty side...now I just wear tights

If a gorilla and a horse had a baby, what would the new creature be called?
Horilla...DAMN it would be ugly, but perhaps useful

Does anyone call you baby?
All the time!  Not so much "behbeh" anymore, those of you who know what I am talking about

Regular Cheetos or hot?
Crunchy regular!  It ain't easy being cheesy

How's your heart lately?
It pumps blood everywhere but my brain

Favorite fruit?
Strawberries...Vegetable?  Most of you know my answer to that question

Are you scared of spiders?
nope unless I walk right through a web

Do you have a piercings?
yes

Are you pregnant?
uh...NO!  ~~  Amen Vulture!

If someone doesn't like you, its usually because...?
I won't give them Vicodin, Xanax or antibiotics

Kissed someone in the last twenty-four hours?
Human?  no  :(  Gotta wait until the weekend

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
When I am trying to be covert

How long does it take for you to take a shower?
Depends how much fun I am having   lol

Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?
have you meet my friends! lol  ~~  Amen Vulture!

Ever bit someone else’s tongue?
No but I have put my foot in their mouth

Whose birthday is coming up?
Dunno...I wait for Booser or myspace to let me know

Do you like roller coasters?
yes!

What's the best feeling in the world?
post orgasmic bliss?  ~~ Amen Vulture!  But I would say the orgasm itself   lol

Do you have a tattoo?
Hell yeah!   My wolf paw

What is wrong with you right now?
You don't wanna get me started

What was the last movie you went to?
Harry Potter

Do you care what others think about you?
Yes though I wish I didn't

Do think you'll be married in 10 years?
not a clue  ~~  Amen Vulture!

Are you afraid of the dark?
Are there clowns there? 

Do you like your life at the moment?
yes!

When's the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Come on now I am way too sweet

Do you have a crush on someone?
Nope

Describe life in one word:
Chaos

What happened at 10:00 am today?
About the time I post this survey!

Life is Random...ask questions

Ocean or Lake?  Pool!  I like to be able to see to the bottom
Pizza or Chinese? Mansion or Penthouse?  Pizza in a Penthouse!  Yay, room service!
Have you been on a Jet Ski?  Yeah...I couldn't pull myself up to stand so I just let it drag me in the water
Are you afraid of clowns?  YES!  I wanna take that red nose and shove it right up their........
How many brothers/sisters do you have?  One tight-ass sister...I got the fun chromosomes
Favorite band/group?  Phish
Baseball or football?  Neither!  But if I must, football, there isn't enough beer to make baseball fun
Favorite brand of makeup?  Whatever will stay put with the "glow" I get on hot days at Faire
Waffles or pancakes?  Yes please! 
Do you have an IPod?  Nah...I thought I could eventually figure out how to get music on my PDA...still hopeless
Bike or scooter?  I gotta kick-ass motorized skateboard like Dunkin   lol
Ever go in a hot air balloon?  No but I know all about hot air
How will you celebrate turning 21?  Apparently by enjoying reincarnation...
What brand computer do you have?  Toshiba...the only kind WITHOUT vista
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld?  I got dragged there as part of a crappy singing group in high school
Favorite city?  Austin
Ice cream or frozen yogurt?  Yes please!
Do you think you are fat?  Always...but people get mad if I say it
Ever throw up in a public place?  Does out the car window count?
Do you have a pool? Swimming? no...Drool? depends on buzz level
Ever drive a car?  Am I posting this to minors?  WTF?
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 0.24973
Last movie you saw?  Princess Bride
Who is your hero?  Mr. Meatball Sub
How old are your parents?  Mom is 70...I know, I know, how could I look so young   lmao
What deceased person would you like to meet?  Hopefully one who was embalmed properly
Do you chew ice?  Masticate is more accurate
Have you been to California?  Just got back!  Ask me about "Hippie Hill"...no, don't...
Last book you read?  Anne Rice   Taltos
Favorite teacher?  The one who was once a hippie
Do you like to go fishing?  Hell yeah!  Got my own boat!  Can't pull it though  lol
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had?  On my fourth boyfriend, 572.673 girlfriends
How many of those do you regret?  Boyfriends? none... Girlfriends?  3 and 5/6
Do you like mohawks?  No I grew up and out of the 80's
How many pairs of shoes do you own?    7-10
Do you floss?  Daily!  Yuk mouth is gross!
Do you have braces?  No I grew up
Do you bite your nails?  No just the fleas
What is your last thought before falling asleep?  Hope the clowns are kept at bay one more night
Do you fall in love easily?  Nah...I have just met good men
Ever have a crush and they never knew?  No I told him like a jackass
Do you babysit?  GOD no...I get enough snotty noses at work
Ever been shot at?  Bullets? no...Dirty looks?  all the time
Do you work out/exercise?  Sadly no
Do you consider yourself nice?  I may be the nicest person you ever meet
What movie character would you like to be?  The stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Do you go to camp for the summer?  No I grew up
Ever been bit by a snake?  I used to have a 10 foot Burmese python, yeah
Have you been on a boat?  I prefer to ride IN one
Ever break a bone?  My nose...twice...I was an idiot both times...ask me in person...no, don't...
What is your ultimate job?  Superhero in a crime-free world
Do you want to walk on the moon?  I should probably travel the states first
Can you name the seven dwarfs?  Probably not but I can name far more idiots
Favorite TV show?  The Office
Favorite flower?  Lily
Favorite color?  Red...you guys are getting the hint, right?
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom?  Now I KNOW this survey is for younger folk than me
Ever climb out your bedroom window?  Yeah...then got pulled back in by Mom...THROUGH the hedge
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups?  I am too full of sugar to get them...I said SUGAR people
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose?  Yeah...but I wasn't drinking any... weird
Do you believe in ghosts?  Less scary than clowns...oh my God, what if there was a ghost clown...I don't know if I can go on...
If you were a bird, what would you be?  I would rather be a griffin
Ever get stitches?  Yeah...another dumb-ass story
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be?  I can't predict my answer to that one
How many kids do you want to have?  Probably none
If you could change your name, what would it be?  Arturo Espinoza
Dogs or cats?  Dogs!
Who can you tell your secrets to and know they won't tell?  Dogs!
Do you believe in love at first sight?  Nah, too often people end up being idiots
Ever ride in a limo?  High school prom...now that's funny

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57 Girl Confessions

1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?  Not really, it makes me feel like a kid or a grandma

2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?  How about a mini-kilt?  I haven't worn poofs since the 80's

3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?  Wonder who the hell sent it

4. Group dates or single dates?  Either!  More people to split the bill

5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?  Yes!  They can be a bunch of jerks when they get together

6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?  No, they don't listen well

7. Is your hair up or down today?  Up...I don't wanna catch head lice from another patient...that SUCKED

8. Do you straighten your hair?  No...I am lazy and like wavy hair

9. Favorite mascara?  Waterproof smudgeproof scrape out your eyeballs to get it off stuff

10. Do you get your nails done?  Nah...I buy them at Lowe's

11. Small or large purses?  Small but big enough for my crap

12. In your purse, what are your must haves?  Wallet, keys, phone, Motrin, smokes and lighter

13. Jeans or sweats?  Depends on buzz level

14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?  Uh, yeah, a bodice

15. Do you text message a lot?  Only to piss off Denise

16. What would you do if you got pregnant?  Freak the hell out!!!

17. What’s your favorite color?  Red for my satanic rituals  lol

18. Heels or flats?  Flats...I don't wanna fall flat on my face like a dumb-ass

19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?  Maybe?  I can't remember

20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?  Like everyday!  Kids don't care what I look like

21. Walmart or Target?  Walmart

22. Do you wear collared shirts?  Rarely...gave them up with my member's only attire

23. Do you like preppy boys?  I don't like "boys" period...and preppy, hell no

24. Do you think lip gloss is the best?  The best what?  Thing to put on one's lips?

25. Do you own any big sunglasses?  No I am too cool for that

26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?  For work? Half hour....For Faire?  2 hours  lol

27. Do you like to wear band-aids?  No because it means I have a boo-boo and they hurt

28. Do you like skater boys?  Again with the boys?  AAARRRRGHHH!!!

29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?  Being a smoker

30. Gold or silver?  Gold!  It's worth more!

31. Do you like to receive flowers?  Who doesn't?  But gold is better  lol

32. Do you like surfer boys?   Ugh

33. Do you dress up for the holidays?  I like to put on my tiara

34. Do you like to wear dresses?  Nah...

35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?  10!  Are you kidding me?

36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?  No...Dunkin lives in Waco   :(

37. Would you date a guy shorter than you? Not unless he wears heels

38. Do you like to hold hands?  Sure!  But no boogers please

39. What is the youngest you would date?  Probably around 30...

40. What is the oldest you would date?  Hmmm...dunno, but no more 49 year olds for me!   lol

41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?  His eyes...

42. Is it hott when guys sweat?  Depends on what we are doing  lol

43. What is the best feature in a guy?  Sense of humor...especially since I don't have one

44. Do you like making eye contact?  Not with grizzly bears

46. Would you kill for chocolate?  Depends if there are nuts...you figure that one out

47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?  Yeah, I go a bit overboard for Faire

48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping? 5... I only like Skinny mirrors

49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?  Depends on the reason...I get pissed if it is b/c President Bush has more idiotic speeches to give

50. Do you yell a lot?  Nope!  I am too sweet  :)

51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?  Scrubs!  Even better than pajamas!

52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?  Well I usually don't wear lace tights

53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?  No...firm ones neither

54. What makeup could you not live w/ out?  Chapstick!  I am addicted



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1. What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?  Almost any flavor it comes in... maybe not meatballs

2. Cable or Satellite?  Cable...I would be pissed if a storm knocked out my tv service

3. Favorite video game?  GTA4!  Come on, you get to drive like an maniac and shoot people with no consequences

4. Do you have to sleep with a fan on at night? I need the white noise to drown out my brain

5. Your feelings on global warming?  It is a bunch of bullshit

6. Do you still have a VCR somewhere?  Yeah, on top of my nonworking tv, I am a redneck?

7. Been on a sailboat?  Nope

8. Two of your best friends are fighting. Your reaction?  Come on, Bethany, you can kick Denise's ass!!! Put your back into it!

9. Home Depot or Lowes? Lowes!  Home Depot is like walking into a funeral home

10. Beer or Hard Liquor?  Yes!  Which one makes me sicker? 

11. Best movie you’ve seen recently?  Office Space...even though I gave Wilma my red swingline stapler

12. Would you walk across broken glass for $100?  That won't buy crap!  Hell no!

13. Your feelings on dolphins?  They absolutely adore me

14. Would you ever rob a bank?  Maybe in GTA4! 

15. Do you plan out your day before it begins?  Yeah, I hate to be late

16. What kind of digital camera do you have?  The free one that Cliff gave me...thanks!  See ya!

17. Can you fall asleep with your eyes open?  Only when I was a vampire

18. Winter or Summer?  In Texas?  Winter!  Who likes sweating one's nonexistent balls off?

19. Your ex’s car breaks down and they ask you for a lift. Your response?  Here is a quarter...you know what to do

20. Your feelings on Britney?  They need to leave that poor whore alone

21. Do you go to the gym regularly?  Well, I pass by it regularly

22. Ever play with model trains?  No...If I wanna watch something go around and around I will just get a good buzz on

23. You’ve just bought a new house. What color will you paint the walls in the living room?  I bought a house?  Sweet

24. Best subject in school?  Best? Math and Science... Favorite?  Recess

25. What are your goals for this year?  2 touchdowns with the Eagles

26. Do you spread false rumors about people just for the hell of it?  No that is just plain mean

27. Do you consider yourself religious?  Hell no!  Spiritual sometimes

28. Internet Explorer or Firefox?  Firefox...supposed to be safer? 

29. Ever play online poker?  No I waste my time in other ways

30. For real money?  No

31. Describe the first house you lived in.  3 bed 2 bath one story house in Dallas, right across from a fire station

32. Do you want to kick someone in the face right now?  No way, I am too sweet!   lol

33. Favorite sport to watch?  Uh, none? 

34. You see someone running around naked in the street. Your reaction?  Depends on if he is hot

35. How much syrup do you put on your waffles and/or pancakes for breakfast?  Plenty but not too much...Aunt Jemima warned me it would go straight to my hips

36. Favorite junk food?  Cheddar fries! 

37. Bottled water. Yes or no?  Yes but I try to recycle...I am green in many ways  :D

38. Do you have a lot of candles in your room?  Nah...some...I am a fire hazard

39. Are the files in your computer well organized or all over the place?  What computer?

40. Are there dogs barking in your neighborhood right now?  Probably...though I am not at home

41. Where would you most like to be right now?  Scarby!

42. Do you own a sleeping bag?  Yep

43. UFC. Entertaining or stupid?  ?

44. Favorite reality show?  The one that just ended

45. What was the first CD you ever bought?  I am really old, can't remember

46. Are all infomercials completely pointless?  Have you seen the Hawaii chair?  That looks fabulous on many levels!

47. Who are you voting for in 2008?  OH GOD don't get me started

48. If money was no object, what car would you drive?  The one from Back To the Future

49. Last 5 played songs in your Itunes playlist?  Don't have an ipod...yeah, I am old and behind the times

50. Was this survey random enough for you?  What survey?  Who keeps saying that???




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