Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
BLAH BLAH BLAH

50 questions for the people who are a little older....

What bill do you hate paying the most?
Electric...gets pretty damn hot in Dallas


Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Nah, gotta get busy at some point!

If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
Being a smoker

Name of your first grade teacher?
Ms. Gelsomino

What do you really want to be doing right now?
A survey... but alas, I never fill them out...

What did you want to be when you grew up?
I don't even remember at this point

How many colleges did you attend?
5

Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Easily washed if a kid spits up on me

What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Damned oil-men and speculators

First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Yay! It's Friday!

Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I hope I don't have to get up to pee

Do you miss being a child?
I hated childhood – so no 

What errand/chore do you despise?
Car maintenance

If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
yes

Get up early or sleep in?
sleep in

What is your favorite cartoon character?
Stay-Puft Marshmallow man... always reminds me of Fergus   lol

Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Use your imagination

Have you found real love yet?
4 times... I have been lucky

When did you first start feeling old?
When I realized that I truly need coffee in the morning


What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
A little pissed off

beach or lake?
Why? Is there a party?

Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
nope


What's your drink?
What time of day is it?

Cowboys or Indians?
Pirates! 

Cops or Robbers?
Pirates!

Who from high school would you like to run in to?
With my car? Too many to list

Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Arrrgh  neither

Grey's or 'The Office?
The Office is the best show on tv

Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Believing that he meant it when he said he wanted a future

Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work
I face a beige wall but I like him ok... he never treats me to lunch though

What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Ron Paul... he is brilliant

Indoors or Outdoors?
outdoors please

Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Not in 22 years

Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
No... but I would love to read some stories about other uses

Last book you read?
Rereading Tolkein

Do you have a teddy bear?
In an box somewhere

Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
?????


Do you go to church?
Heavens no... I mean hell no....

At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Neither!  We shall see how things unfold!

How old are you?
37 and yeah, some dirt is younger than me