1) Favorite hobby?
Almost anything that involves sitting on my ass

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Uh, no

3) Do you own guns?
Several!  My dad was big into NRA!

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
None

5) What do you think of hot dogs?
Had better be kosher... I don't like eating chicken lips and assholes

LOL


6) Favorite Christmas song?
Oh holy night



8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee!!!!!!Get out of my way!!!!



9) Can you do push ups?
I can try... wait, there IS no try...

10) What is your best feature?
Free long distance  lol




11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Tiara... but these days I only wear it to bed





12) What's your biggest Pet Peeve?
Those that go 30 mph in the fast lane with their blinker on





13) Have you ever been in a car wreck?
Rectum? I didn't even know 'em!



14) Do you have ADD?
Depends what I am trying to pay attention to



15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
General laziness




16) Middle name?
Lynn

17) Name 5 thoughts at this exact moment.

-- Damn that kid can scream really loud
-- Damn I really need to clean off my desk
-- There IS such a thing as a free lunch
-- Damn my free lunch didn't come with salad dressing
-- Damn sweet my coworker gave me hers  :D

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.


Gas
Fast food
Upset stomach... but it was FREE with the fast food



19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
-coffee
-water
-Alcohol
Those might be in the incorrect order

20) Current worry?
is the answer for 19 in the correct order?



21) Current hate right now?
Back-to-school rush

22) How did you bring in the New Year?
Hung out with a bunch of Rennies at Darian and Truett's house :D



24) Where would you like to be right now?
Bethany and Denise's pool



25) Name three people who will complete this?
Dunno, long survey... maybe Crystal, Jill and Kit



26) Do you own slippers?
I like to rent footwear



27) What shirt are you wearin?
Scrubs top



28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Sure I like to slip and slide in bed :D



29) Can you whistle?
Not well

31) Would you be a pirate?
I AM a pirate!  Well, sort of...

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever is stuck in my head



33) 3 favorite girl's names?
Bertha, Edwina and Delores



34) 3 favorite boy's names?
Pertheus, Stanley and Ludwig   lol



35) What's in your pockets?
Lint



37) Best bed sheets as a child?
Rubber before age 2

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
Shattered maxillary sinus from a pissed off horse

39) Do you love where you live?
I might if I had a housekeeper

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
One that works



41) Who is your loudest friend?
OMG that is too hard to answer... Wilma? Shaz? I would say myself for sure


42) How many dogs do you have?
Two beautiful poopy dogs

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
As far as I know no one ever has   lol



45) What is your favorite book?
Harry Potter... don't laugh, they are fabulous



46) What is your favorite candy?
Butterfinger



47) Favorite Sports Team?
NONE

49) What were you doing at 12am?
Last night? Sleeping... but it depends on the night  :D

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I hope I have a chance to fill out a survey today!  My friends are getting worried!