Who was your FIRST date?
Ken...and yeah, I was called Barbie

What was your FIRST alcoholic DRINK?
Champagne with my parents as a kid...heheheh...they just wanted me to sleep

What was your FIRST job?
I was cool!  Record store clerk! Got the job b/c I typed the application


What was your FIRST nickname?
Juicy...damn high school bitches...


Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Hell if I know... a lot of brain cells are gone

Who was your FIRST best friend?
Michelle...I am sure that questions like this just fascinate everyone

What was your FIRST sport played?
Soccer...YMCA...played with the sisters from the Dixie Chicks...known them since I was 8


Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Coworker...ugh

Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Cousins ~~ me too Vulture!  I bet I looked better in the dress

What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Fed my baby parrot! 

What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
OMG don't laugh...seriously, if you want an honest answer...Lionel Richie

FIRST tattoo?
And last!  Wolf paw

FIRST foreign country you went to?
Canada...but I was too young to take advantage of some of their lenient policies

What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Highschool, got a ticket....  ~~  me too Vulture!  But not my last heheh...ask me in person...no, don't...

When was your FIRST detention?
6th grade...damn gym teacher was chewing gum while she wrote me up for chewing gum

What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Insanity

Who was the FIRST roomate?
My insanity

Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
Prom...the only time ever...   :(

Who was ur first love?
Ken, as above...and I NEVER looked like a Barbie

Who was the last person to call you?
Called me what?  People talkin' shit about me?


Are you there for your friends?
I would say that I am here for them


How different are you from three years ago?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! You have no idea...I didn't know many people at Faire back then...but I went anyway!

When's the next time you will see the person you like?
Hopefully in the mirror...if the clothes are flattering  lol

Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
Absolutely!  It feels great! B/c you realize, wow, I have nothing to cry about!

Your view on drugs?
make your own choices  ~~ I agree with Vulture, as long as safety for self and others is involved

Do you hate being alone?
no...I can do lots of things alone  :D

What's your favorite color?
Blue...no, yell..aaaaarrrrrrrgghhhhhh!!!!!!

Do you get along with girls?
Most of my friends would call themselves women...but you girly ones know who you are

Ever gotten lost in the dark?
i was disoriented because there were rabid clowns after me...double threat

What do you do when a telemarketer calls?
keep'em on the line as long as possible... less time to bug someone else ~~ Damn Vulture you must be kidding

Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
HMMMM....both! Right!  Room service to my tent would be FABULOUS!!! Do TRF camping rates apply?  :D

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
not everything...but most

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
No though I surely deserved it 

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
You might wanna back off if I don't

Opposite sex on your mind?
What's the opposite of sex? Going to the DMV?  Yeah, that's on my mind  sux  :(

What was the last conversation you had with your best friend about?
Wilma and Cuthbert are getting married!  Yay!


Your most recent ex says he/she hates you, you say?
He would never say that...and who could hate perfectly nice little ol' me?  Oh yeah, the kids I have to hold down

What were you doing before this?
Watching The Daily Show...as all of you should too :)