Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Pool! I like to be able to see to the bottom
Pizza or Chinese? Mansion or Penthouse? Pizza in a Penthouse! Yay, room service!
Have you been on a Jet Ski? Yeah...I couldn't pull myself up to stand so I just let it drag me in the water
Are you afraid of clowns? YES! I wanna take that red nose and shove it right up their........
How many brothers/sisters do you have? One tight-ass sister...I got the fun chromosomes
Favorite band/group? Phish
Baseball or football? Neither! But if I must, football, there isn't enough beer to make baseball fun
Favorite brand of makeup? Whatever will stay put with the "glow" I get on hot days at Faire
Waffles or pancakes? Yes please!
Do you have an IPod? Nah...I thought I could eventually figure out how to get music on my PDA...still hopeless
Bike or scooter? I gotta kick-ass motorized skateboard like Dunkin lol
Ever go in a hot air balloon? No but I know all about hot air
How will you celebrate turning 21? Apparently by enjoying reincarnation...
What brand computer do you have? Toshiba...the only kind WITHOUT vista
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? I got dragged there as part of a crappy singing group in high school
Favorite city? Austin
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Yes please!
Do you think you are fat? Always...but people get mad if I say it
Ever throw up in a public place? Does out the car window count?
Do you have a pool? Swimming? no...Drool? depends on buzz level
Ever drive a car? Am I posting this to minors? WTF?
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 0.24973
Last movie you saw? Princess Bride
Who is your hero? Mr. Meatball Sub
How old are your parents? Mom is 70...I know, I know, how could I look so young lmao
What deceased person would you like to meet? Hopefully one who was embalmed properly
Do you chew ice? Masticate is more accurate
Have you been to California? Just got back! Ask me about "Hippie Hill"...no, don't...
Last book you read? Anne Rice Taltos
Favorite teacher? The one who was once a hippie
Do you like to go fishing? Hell yeah! Got my own boat! Can't pull it though lol
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? On my fourth boyfriend, 572.673 girlfriends
How many of those do you regret? Boyfriends? none... Girlfriends? 3 and 5/6
Do you like mohawks? No I grew up and out of the 80's
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7-10
Do you floss? Daily! Yuk mouth is gross!
Do you have braces? No I grew up
Do you bite your nails? No just the fleas
What is your last thought before falling asleep? Hope the clowns are kept at bay one more night
Do you fall in love easily? Nah...I have just met good men
Ever have a crush and they never knew? No I told him like a jackass
Do you babysit? GOD no...I get enough snotty noses at work
Ever been shot at? Bullets? no...Dirty looks? all the time
Do you work out/exercise? Sadly no
Do you consider yourself nice? I may be the nicest person you ever meet
What movie character would you like to be? The stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Do you go to camp for the summer? No I grew up
Ever been bit by a snake? I used to have a 10 foot Burmese python, yeah
Have you been on a boat? I prefer to ride IN one
Ever break a bone? My nose...twice...I was an idiot both times...ask me in person...no, don't...
What is your ultimate job? Superhero in a crime-free world
Do you want to walk on the moon? I should probably travel the states first
Can you name the seven dwarfs? Probably not but I can name far more idiots
Favorite TV show? The Office
Favorite flower? Lily
Favorite color? Red...you guys are getting the hint, right?
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? Now I KNOW this survey is for younger folk than me
Ever climb out your bedroom window? Yeah...then got pulled back in by Mom...THROUGH the hedge
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? I am too full of sugar to get them...I said SUGAR people
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? Yeah...but I wasn't drinking any... weird
Do you believe in ghosts? Less scary than clowns...oh my God, what if there was a ghost clown...I don't know if I can go on...
If you were a bird, what would you be? I would rather be a griffin
Ever get stitches? Yeah...another dumb-ass story
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? I can't predict my answer to that one
How many kids do you want to have? Probably none
If you could change your name, what would it be? Arturo Espinoza
Dogs or cats? Dogs!
Who can you tell your secrets to and know they won't tell? Dogs!
Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, too often people end up being idiots
Ever ride in a limo? High school prom...now that's funny