Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
Not that I can remember?   lol

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
I wouldn't have kissed him if I didn't

Who was the last person to call you?
Phil...making plans for happy hour tonight!

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Diet coke...would taste much better with rum

Would you take any of your exes back?
Hell no!   They are on their own  LMAO

When is the last time you cried?
Passing those jalepenos again

Last text from?
Denise...no, you are not butch

Are you scared of spiders?
Only if they look like clowns or I stumble through a web

When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
Not as long ago as I would like

Do you miss anyone?
Nope!  I target practice

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Again, only if I could get back...the eighties were crazy, man

What are your plans for this weekend?
Party at Doofal's, then to Waco to see Dunkin  :D

Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
Yeah...always want a shower afterwards

Ever been to a bonfire party?
Aboslutley!  I am a rennie!!!

Have you ever been on a horse?
I am an extra at the clown rodeo...OMG, what the hell am I saying?


Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Any of you remember Cliff?  HAHAHAHA!!!

What's irritating you right now?
Having to wait until happy hour


Are you afraid of the dark?
just what's IN the dark...the clowns...OMG the fucking clowns...


What is the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
Indy Jones with Dunkin


Do you get distracted easily?
Who said that?  Where is that buzzing sound coming from?

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Kept the cavity creeps at bay

What was your childhood nickname?
Juicy...I hated high school

Is this year the best year of your life?
It's not over yet lol

Do you have any strange phobias?
Surveys kinda freak me out

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Depends on buzz level

Do you give out second chances too easily?
Probably!  Hell, if I deserve one...even if I don't...

Are you jealous of someone?
Bill Gates...he gets to retire

Do you have a best friend?
Several!  I am too lovable to have only one   LMAO

Do you flirt a lot?
Uh, yeah, I am a rennie

Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Been there, done that, 14 years...see-ya!


Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
That is just kinda gross

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Uh, yeah, I am a rennie

have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Hertz?  I prefer Avis

If you could go back in time would you change things with an ex?
Aboslutley!  Ask me in person...no, don't...

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I make a fabulous boyfriend

Is heartbreak really as bad as it sounds?
Depends on buzz level

Have you ever dated Someone Older Than You?
Yes...14 years difference was a BIG mistake

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Not everyone!  Some people are intentionally idiots!!!

Where did you buy the shirt you are wearing right now?
Not wearing a shirt...oh yes I am, forgot I was at work

Are you wearing anything on your feet?
A strong sense of foot-loose-osity

Have you hit someone today?
Yeah, playing Grand Theft Auto   lol

Do you burn easily in the sun?
Vampire blood leaves me looking pasty

Are you happy with life right now?
Aboslutley!  And yes, I know I spelled it that way...private joke   lol

Are you on someone elses mind right now?
My creditors, we have been through this one before

How have you felt today?
With my fingers

What color are your fingernails?
Clear to partly cloudy

What's your favorite song?
Divided Sky by Phish

Are you a forgiving person?
Why? What have you done to piss me off this time?

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
Boss...arrrghhh!!!!

Are you taller than 5'6?
5'10", hi down there to you short people  lol

What's your favorite color?
Red!!!

Do you like to cuddle?
Aboslutley!  It's free!

When you think of the rainbow, what pops into your head?
Why there are so many damned songs about them...and what's on the other side

What do you look forward to in the next few months?
Middlefaire, TRF, living though them

Have you been pressured to do anything recently?
Yeah, this survey, at gunpoint

Do you always get along with your siblings?
These days...I just don't talk to her much, I am much cooler  lol

When's the next time you'll see your best friends?
Tomorrow at happy hour!  And I can't wait for Wilma to move back!



When did your last hug take place and who was it with?
Sunday Sunday Sunday with Dunkin Dunkin Dunkin

Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Only my faire name "Azriel"  ...  no, not "ass-real"

Do you drink tea?
Long Island? Aboslutley!

Are you taller then your mom?
She is shrinking hehee

Are you an emotional person?
No!  SHUT UP!!! Stop fucking with me!   *sniffles*

Last text from?
Denise...stop calling me "butch"

Who were you with last night?
Jasper Greyskull Knickerbottoms and my dogs

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far or that messed up ?
This survey is too short to go into details

Do you miss anyone?
Yes but my aim is improving

Do you have trust issues?
I would rather have a trust fund

What are you currently doing?
Forced into doing this survey



Does anyone hate you for no reason?
No one has EVER hated me  lol

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Only if I could get back!